Back to School
August10
Just in time for back to school District 150 announced a new class for the student that may not be college bound.  The fall semester look for the high schools to offer Economics 420 - the economics of drug dealing. The students will learn economic principles such as supply and demand. You learn how to cut out the middle man to maximize profits and minimize expenses. You will also learn how to hide your assets and income so that you can still apply for public aid. It is an essential course for a successful drug dealing career.
Coming soon are the companion course to economics 420 such as marksmanship 101 and phys. ed. 150-running from the police.Â
I hope the children of today will also get to keep the bongs they make in Pottery class. And in automotive class, learn how to make secret compartments for drug and ’shine smugglin’ (this would also work well for smuggling humans across borders and state lines).
I’m so glad schools are wising up and becoming useful by preparing them for what they actually will be doing later in life. This is a wonderful day…
Well those are a few courses I’ll be sure my kids avoid. Very funny post!
Too bad the district doesn’t off Gun Smithy 101. These kids need to simply be taught that the proper way to empty a chamber into a parked car is holding the weapon sideways and firing blindly ensuring that at least 1 of the 15 bullets will actually hit the car and maybe 1 hitting someoone completely incocent a block away. This is a much needed course.
I think they could offer a “dress for success” class and present all the current gangsta and whore fashions.
BTW - love this blog!