District 150’s crisis plan
Being the first week of school, my children have brought home mountains of information from their school and the district. My favorite came from the desk of Ken Hinton. It was a note talking about their Crisis plan. To paraphrase:
Don’t come to the school or crisis area
Don’t call District 150
Don’t talk to your children on their cell phones
If you want information check the District 150 website.
I don’t know about you but this sounds perfectly sensible to me. How can District 150 turn “Tom got shot by Jimmy.” into “Hey, Jimmy got an A in Marksmanship 101!” if the parents have access to all those pesky little facts.
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August 21, 2007 3:04 pm
TP, August 21, 2007 @ 3:55 pm
HAHAHAHAHAHA wow… I smell cover up
chef Kevin, August 21, 2007 @ 4:54 pm
Jimmy only gets an “A” in marksmanship if he kills Tommy…wounding him gets him a “C” and a mere flesh wound gets him a “F”.
eastbluffbarbie, August 21, 2007 @ 7:04 pm
I think a mere flesh wound deserves at least a “D”. A complete miss should be an “F”.
TP, August 21, 2007 @ 7:39 pm
What about an E for effort? We don’t want to make those nice kids, with bad aim, feel bad and wound their inner child do we?
East Bluff, August 21, 2007 @ 11:41 pm
We must keep in mind 150 wants to give our children every chance to be all they can be. Maybe they should build towers at all locations and post the grading scale in each so poor Jimmy has a goal to shoot for.
chef Kevin, August 21, 2007 @ 11:56 pm
What happens if they shoot themselves? Do they get an incomplete?
I’d love to see the homework assignment for this course.