Does your Kid need a Helmet and a Drool Cup?
I was on my way to the store to buy taco ingredients (Thanks, Kevin Lowe!) when a commercial came on the radio about the zoo needing money for expansion. The commercial then changes to a little kid asking his mother if monkeys can talk. The mother then tells her child that no monkeys can’t talk and explains that if we don’t cough up money for the new museum other kids will be this stupid too. Well, get out your checkbooks! Heaven forbid we have anymore idiot kids than we already do! I’m so relieved that it the lack of a new museums fault that kids around here are morons and not District 150s, irresponsible parents, etc.
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August 23, 2007 4:32 pm
Kevin Lowe, August 23, 2007 @ 8:27 pm
You’re welcome.
It’s been covered up for too many years. Alas, your excellent investigative reporting finally exposed the truth: All stupid communities lack new museums!
East Bluff, August 23, 2007 @ 10:43 pm
Maybe it was the monkey in the commercial…… Did ya ever think of that?
common sense dude, August 24, 2007 @ 12:55 pm
Maybe we can send our elected officials and leaders to the zoo so maybe they can learn something too!
eastbluffbarbie, August 24, 2007 @ 2:03 pm
I don’t think politicians need to go to the zoo to learn how to fling poo.
PeoriaAntiPundit, August 24, 2007 @ 5:09 pm
Monkeys do talk….every other Tuesday night