I’ve been watching the flood coverage on TV and some of these people have the completely wrong attitude about having their homes surrounded with water. So here are some of the great things about flooding:

Fishing from the comfort of your recliner. You may not catch a fish but you just might snag your neighbor’s pink flamingo lawn ornament.

Free boat rides and if your really lucky you might even get a helicopter ride!

Water aerobics are fabolous exercise.

Your hip-waders are now fashionable. Everyone is wearing them and if not they are just dying to get a pair!

Don’t let the flood get you down. FEMA is on the way and since they did such a top notch job in New Orleans I’m sure you will be just peachy!