Back in Black
The Civic Center is in the red again doesn’t expect to make money anytime soon. They said that if you had a few more events they could make money. Since they don’t have any incentive to bring events to the area (All of us fork over money whether they need it or not), I have some suggestions of events to bring people and money to the Civic Center.
The Gangbangers Ball- This is a formal event, only your best do rags, Nikes and jerseys. There will be a fashion show with all the latest gansta styles and a demonstration on gang initiations.
Drug producers trade show- This event will have the latest technology and techniques in drug production and distribution. The concession sales from the booth located next to the pot producers alone would probably be enough to put the Civic Center in the black but those pesky mobile meth lab explosions will probably send them right back to the red again.
Prostitution Convention- Learn all the “tricks” of the trade. Free penicillin to the first 150 conventioneers!
See we can make the Civic Center profitable. It just takes us putting the Peoria slant on this succubus to do it!
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August 25, 2007 6:49 pm
chef Kevin, August 25, 2007 @ 9:26 pm
What? No “Pimp Your Ride” convention? Wheels, tires, spinners, subwoofers and amplification, lighted undercarriages, window tinting, airbrush graphics, trick suspensions, secret stash compartments & fuzzy interior accessories?
East Bluff Barbie, August 25, 2007 @ 10:11 pm
By the end of a “Pimp Your Ride” convention all that would be left would be the frame of the car. Everything else would have gradually made its way out of the Civic Center piece by piece.
East Bluff, August 25, 2007 @ 11:15 pm
What about a “Whos yo Daddy” convention?
Maybe that would help recycle our well spent tax dollars (aka Da Check).
But as Maury has taught us in the past it would be more profitable to charge for every wrong test.
Maybe a nice shinny rock to the first right answer, oh and a lighter to smoke it.
jenjw4, August 27, 2007 @ 11:44 am
They could have charged admission for “people watching” at the recent “Dog the Bounty Hunter” event or charged a special fee for every mullet wearer?