Baby Names
Since the weather is more clement many of us have had our windows open to enjoy the break from the heat. Now we have the pleasure of hearing all the East Bluff mamas yelling for their babies. Here are the top names in the East Bluff:
Mother Fucker – This one is quite popular! Not only will a mother name one of her children Mother Fucker but she will call all her children Mother Fucker. The East Bluff must have a lot of George Forman fans. I guess it is more convenient to just have to remember one name.
Little Bastard – Not quite as popular as Mother Fucker but you can still find plenty Little Bastards roaming the East Bluff.
Son of a Bitch – Once again this doesn’t have the following of Mother Fucker but still makes it on the list.
I am severly disappointed in the creativity levels of these parents. There have to be more demoralizing names they can call their children. I just don’t think they are trying hard enough. But then again, I guess the classic names never die!
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September 18, 2007 7:33 am
jenjw4, September 18, 2007 @ 8:51 am
Yes, but what happened to the traditional names my sisters and I had in the seventies:
Gimme a beer?
and
Change the station.
????
(sometimes I think my dad never left his recliner)
East Bluff Barbie, September 18, 2007 @ 8:56 am
Don’t forget “Get the pliers, the knob fell off again”.
OldWomenInAShoe, September 18, 2007 @ 2:28 pm
Don’t forget “cocksuckers” or is that for the adults, along with “crackers”
chef Kevin, September 18, 2007 @ 10:11 pm
Huh, interesting. The most popular name in my area of the East Bluff is gitchyourassinherenow.
Angie, September 19, 2007 @ 12:22 pm
My favorite line ever:
Mom: Girl, get your ass in here.
Little Girl: But Mama, I need to put my bike away.
Mom: No you don’t. Get in here.
I’m sure that poor girl was heartbroken when her bike was stolen. I love seeing kids trying to be responsible and their parents punishing them for it. Good times.
Heather, September 19, 2007 @ 5:13 pm
Hey Karen you forgot another name for you. Hey nigga or bitch . I’ve heard these quite a bit in my neighborhood.
McbassnPekin, September 20, 2007 @ 10:24 am
you surely are your fathers daughter!