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September18

It seems my basement has been overtaken by spiders. Maybe they are the ones displaced by our cleaning of the garage. Being that I live in the East Bluff, I think it is more likely these are the kind of spiders that have invaded my house:

[kml_flashembed movie="http://www.youtube.com/v/sHzdsFiBbFc" width="425" height="350" wmode="transparent" /]

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8 Comments to

“Spiders!”

  1. On September 18th, 2007 at 10:22 pm Kevin Lowe Says:

    I refuse to play that video. Spiders have no place on my monitor. Ahhh!

  2. On September 19th, 2007 at 12:31 am OldWomenInAShoe Says:

    That “smokin spider came across loud and clear. Gave me the creeps…..until…….. then I was ROTFLMAO
    Unfortunately, I seem to have a spider protecting my garage (it’s outside the door) that looks like it has 6 foot legs and at first look at least 16 of them. I realize he is killing all the unwanted insects, now if I could teach him to go after the rats………

  3. On September 19th, 2007 at 7:04 am Sue Says:

    That was hilarious! Now I have a different outlook of spiders! I’ll be looking out for them! C’mon Kevin…don’t be such a wuss!

  4. On September 19th, 2007 at 8:52 am East Bluff Barbie Says:

    OldWomanInAShoe- Maybe if you got your spider high, it would get the munchies so bad that it would go after the rats. Food for thought!

  5. On September 19th, 2007 at 9:20 am East Bluff Barbie Says:

    I just went to get in the shower and I think I seen the “crack spider” doing laps around the perimeter of my tub!

  6. On September 19th, 2007 at 11:44 am Sue Says:

    You gotta go check out my blog…I saw two spiders this morning, and I am not sure what they were doing, but I think one had taken Viagra!

  7. On September 19th, 2007 at 1:04 pm tsheets Says:

    LOL!! Hilarious!! I too am being over run with spiders…Now I know what I need to do. Hire some crack-spiders to pop caps into the asses of the others. Of course, not sure how I’d get rid of the crack spiders, then. :-/

  8. On September 19th, 2007 at 10:13 pm Heather Says:

    Karen I love this video. Its so fucked up. So is fatter the crack spiders biatch!!

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