The freebie no one wants
I was reading the Journal Star online and I ran across the story about the Lehi woman who found a mouse head in her can of Allen’s beans that she bought from Walmart. She contacted Walmart and they told her to put the head in the freezer and save it since it usually takes about 2 years to get these things resolved! Can you imagine being at her house and looking for a little more ice for your cocktail? She also contacted Allen’s and asked where the rest of the mouse was. They said anything is possible and offered her $100. I was wondering how they came up with that figure. Is there some chart that tells what each “item” is worth? Would she be offered $200 for a full mouse since it is double the size? All I know is that I don’t intend to be eating Allen’s beans for quite a while!
Dang! I should have saved my mouse from earlier this week. I could have made a couple hundred bucks!
Charts? You know it sure seems to be that way. The courts sure seem to have that same chart for monetary awards. Just sue your way to a good living.
Disgusting! I guess $100 is better than a year’s supply of Allen’s beans.
Yum. I wonder if the upper torso had been found…if she would have gotten $300.