Spam anyone?

This morning I accessed my blog and found to have a comment in moderation. Sometimes my blog will just throw a comment in there that doesn’t need to be so I wanted to check it out. I had a huge comment of spam. The things they grouped together were kind of entertaining and almost sounded like a to do list. Here is how the spammer feels I should spend my day (listed in the order they appeared in the comment minus a few repeats):

1. Go get my payday loan. I have stuff to buy so that is important.

2. Purchase my discount airline tickets. That must be why I need my payday loan. I need a vacation!

3. You can’t go on a vacation without your cialis. Since I am not a man maybe I am just supposed to distribute it to whoever I think might need a “leg up” on that situation.

4. Purchase my phentermine pills. After my vacation and having to pay the interest on my payday loan I’ll need to save money and since these little pills will give me energy and decrease my appetite they sound like a winner. My grocery bill will never be lower and my waist will never be slimmer.

The parting words of my lovely spammer were “So interesting there was that I fell asleep…”. I don’t know if I should be flattered that it was interesting or pissed that it put them to sleep. Oh well, off to get my payday loan! :)

Update! I just got another comment from the exact same spammer. I need to add to my list getting my viagra and my xanax. I wouldn’t think I would need the viagra considering I just got the cialis. I’m sure the xanax is for the anxiety I’m going to feel when I see how much my payday loan really is going to cost me and for when my heart is beating so fast it feels like it could explode from all the phentermine pills! The spammer did call me a “Genius” this time so he can’t be all bad! ;)

Spam | | datetime October 18, 2007 8:43 am

  • Chef Kevin, October 18, 2007 @ 12:11 pm

    If I ordered and took all the supplements guaranteed to make my “friend” longer, thicker, harder and keep it that way, Barry Bond’s home run record would fall next year.

  • mortonmalaise, October 18, 2007 @ 12:37 pm

    The best are the junk mails I get in my work inbox. Among the subjects,”Your new penis is waiting!” and “My boyfriend keeps slipping out when we do it.” I accidentally opened one of these a few weeks ago. The actual body of the email was composed of real words, but their order was complete nonsense.

  • Fraochan, October 18, 2007 @ 2:47 pm

    Awhhhh to have the life of a spammer. I bet it’s some overweight fat guy with a stained white wifebeater…eating Hardee’s cheeseburgers….balding….and living in a “white trash” area. Ohhhh what a life!

  • OldWomenInAShoe, October 18, 2007 @ 4:51 pm

    Spam? And I remember when that was a big meal at my house! Love’d them Grilled Spam samwiches. :)

  • Todd Preble, October 18, 2007 @ 5:53 pm

    “Spam Spam Spam Spam-ity Spam! Wonderful Spam!”

  • katearch1978, October 18, 2007 @ 5:56 pm

    Anymore I get one actual comment to 5 spammer comments. And most of them just list crap that make no sense. It’s horrible! I get my hopes up thinking I’m loved enough that some one wanted to comment and they just want me to order more Xanax. Savages!

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