Who you callin’ ho?
In Sydney, Australia Santas are no longer allowed to say “ho ho ho”. They are now instructed to say “ha ha ha” because that is less offensive to women. If the department store Santa says “ho ho ho” and you get offended then you probably are a ho. Aren’t there greater things in this world to be concerned about than this?
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November 17, 2007 11:54 am
TP, November 17, 2007 @ 3:56 pm
I don’t know, Barbie, who’s got three kids? Hmm someone likes to do the horizontal mombo….
TP, November 17, 2007 @ 4:16 pm
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Kevin Lowe, November 17, 2007 @ 4:28 pm
Honestly, I can’t think of a more pressing concern. Hey, Ho, it’s off to work you go.
– Guido
East Bluff Barbie, November 17, 2007 @ 5:12 pm
TP, just remember that I know where you live!!
beardy, December 20, 2007 @ 12:59 pm
I wonder… coupled with the Australian accent, “ha ha ha” could sound like something else. Think of the way “ass” becomes “arse.” It won’t take long to catch on. Just imagine, in the year 2011, Santa wearing an eye-patch and carrying Petir the Pink-nosed Parrot on his shoulder while yelling “har har har” at passer-by’s. Only, this Santa doesn’t bring you toys. Instead, he and his crew of elves ride their albatross-driven galleon towards town to rape and pillage.
..Yeah, I’m going to have nightmares this Christmas.
beardy, January 11, 2008 @ 3:30 pm
Update–I had nightmares last Christmas.