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I’m baaaack!

December15

There was a little glitch with my blog that was totally out of my control so I was unable to log in and my content disappeared. Luckily the Blogfather was able to get things up and running for me and most of my content returned (my last blog is gone). I’m sure there has been some speculation, based on the phone calls and emails, I received about what exactly happened to me. I am going to set the record straight right now. I did not quit blogging! I also haven’t:

died because the city actually plowed the SNOW ROUTE that I live on.

been blinded by a “goat”.

been arrested for arson.

decided to live my life as East Bluff Ken.

been trying to grow a beard so I can have my own Hairy Housewives site.

joined a cult.

been seeking Yoda so I may learn the ways of the force to become a Jedi.

decided to go on the road with the band across the street.

gone into business freezing dead cats.

been abducted by aliens so I could go live on their spaceship with Elvis.

Thanks for all the concern. It is nice to feel loved!! Don’t worry, I will be getting my bitch on again shortly!!

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10 Comments to

“I’m baaaack!”

  1. On December 16th, 2007 at 12:11 am Ramble On Says:

    You were just busy checking out all the porn sites. Glad you are back. I missed your bitching!

  2. On December 16th, 2007 at 9:44 am Sue Says:

    Whew! I am glad to see you back! Looking forward to more of your witty posts!
    ***Thank you Blogfather*** :)

  3. On December 16th, 2007 at 10:46 am Billy Dennis Says:

    Well … consider please that the “Blogfather” screwed it up to begin with. I was overzealous is deleting spammers, I deleted a real person!

  4. On December 17th, 2007 at 12:49 pm jenjw4 Says:

    Welcome back.
    Sadly, all the places on your list are sounding oddly appealing to me right now. (well, maybe not the freezing dead cat’s venture, but touring with a band, woo hoo!).
    Jennifer

  5. On December 17th, 2007 at 3:08 pm Todd Says:

    Zoiks! Like, I totally caught her with Scooby-snacks in the dream machine!

  6. On December 17th, 2007 at 5:32 pm nxtdrneighbor Says:

    You may not have been blinded by a goat, but i was blinded by the moon, guess whose moon. it’s been a couple of weeks, but i’m still not seeing well. LOL

  7. On December 17th, 2007 at 7:02 pm eastbluffbarbie Says:

    That was not my moon!! I can’t speak for anyone else in my house or visiting my house but that one wasn’t me! :)

  8. On December 17th, 2007 at 7:03 pm Billy Dennis Says:

    Do we have video of this event?

  9. On December 17th, 2007 at 8:42 pm nxtdrneighbor Says:

    I know that it wasn’t your moon, but i’m sure u know which one it was! LOL!!!!!!

  10. On December 17th, 2007 at 9:36 pm East Bluff Barbie Says:

    Now doesn’t everyone want to live in our neighborhood?

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