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December17

Ice pack $1.50

Ibuprofen $5

Ace bandage $7

Explaining to your husband that you were standing on the kitchen counter, mooning your neighbor out the window, and when you jumped off the counter you twisted your ankle……..priceless!

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“Priceless”

  1. On December 17th, 2007 at 5:32 pm Todd Says:

    Should I be checking the Darwin Awards web-site, routinely, for your name? :)

  2. On December 17th, 2007 at 9:52 pm Subway Conductor Says:

    $5 for ibuprofen? Go to walgreens or target. You can get their brand for half that…

    As for the ice pack, use a package of frozen veggies. :)

  3. On December 17th, 2007 at 11:05 pm Jimi Says:

    Ouch! But it seems a small price to pay for mooning a neighbor.

  4. On December 17th, 2007 at 11:14 pm idonotknowme Says:

    We may not have any burning drug houses in my neighborhood, but I don’t get to see any naked Barbie ass either! :(

  5. On December 18th, 2007 at 10:16 am ritz cracker Says:

    You have to look very hard to see a full barbie moon in the middle of the day. Even harder to see the goat from across the way. It’s time for a holiday party so we can all get in on this. Just imagine the stories that will come from that party. LOL!!!! EBB It’s all about balance baby!!! Jumping off the counter and landing firmly without twisting your ankle or anything else for that matter!!! Tequila helps with the pain!!! Cherry Mistmas!!!!!

  6. On December 18th, 2007 at 5:32 pm katearch1978 Says:

    Hilarious!! So are you the first player of “The Game” to enter the DL?

  7. On December 18th, 2007 at 10:14 pm Heather Says:

    Hey Karen that is truly priceless!!

  8. On December 18th, 2007 at 11:53 pm Kevin Lowe Says:

    For the love of God . . . PLEASE tell me that alcohol played some part in this.

  9. On December 19th, 2007 at 8:56 am East Bluff Barbie Says:

    Sorry Kevin, but no alcohol. It was about 7:45 AM. I hadn’t had coffee yet. Does that count?

  10. On December 19th, 2007 at 1:50 pm PeoriaIllinoisan Says:

    Now that’s the kind of neighbor I like!

  11. On December 20th, 2007 at 12:45 pm beardy Says:

    I’m sympathetic to your cause. I once mooned my aunt and uncle while driving past them at 80 miles an hour (from the passenger seat, but still). Fortunately I didn’t slip and fall out, gravel-skidding ass bared to the world, on the highway. So here’s a toast to the proud tradition of mooning people: may your vertical smile shine forever.

  12. On December 20th, 2007 at 6:12 pm grahamcracker Says:

    I’m glad I live on the other side, and it can only happen at night. LOL!

  13. On December 27th, 2007 at 6:47 pm Fraochan Says:

    hahahaha! It would have been even better if you would have captured that moment w/the camera. hehehe!

  14. On November 12th, 2008 at 6:30 pm Tena Goff Says:

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