Choose and More Than Likely Lose
This primary season is so confusing with all the choices, Democrat and Republican. I guess we’ll have to use some good old fashioned American “logic” to decide who to vote for.
Warren Buffett has came out in support of Hillary Clinton. Jimmy Buffett sings “Margaritaville”. I love margaritas. Hillary also has a vagina (I think) and I have a vagina. I guess I need to vote for Hillary.
Oh, but wait, Barak Obama doesn’t have a vagina but he has Oprah’s “va jay jay” supporting him and she tells me what books are good so she must know what she is talking about.
Wait a minute! Chuck Norris does martial arts. He is supporting Mike Huckabee. I guess the nunchuck enthusiast in me must vote Huckabee.
Hold on, Fred Thompson was on Law and Order. I’ve watched it on TV. Fred Thompson needs my vote.
But who can forget 9/11? Our world changed then. A vote for anyone other than Rudy Giuliani would be letting the terrorists win.
Dennis Kucinich seen a UFO. I love Star Wars! Maybe it traveled from a galaxy far, far away. I guess it is Kucinich all the way!
Whoever you end up voting for, please make an informed decision. Don’t let celebrities or a political party make the decision for you. Don’t be the ignorant sheep that some politicians take us for. Some of us are tired of, in the words of South Park, the choice between a giant douche and a turd sandwich!
BTW- I don’t have any party affiliation and I am not supporting any candidate currently. I am an equal opportunity offender. 
politics | eastbluffbarbie | 
January 4, 2008 11:06 am
katearch1978, January 4, 2008 @ 11:17 am
Well said!
heather, January 4, 2008 @ 2:12 pm
I’m glad that someone is saying what some of us are thinking. We need to quit being mindless sheep about the way our country is being run. We need to investigate our candidates that are running to be the head dog in charge. Kudos Karen for bringing this up.
idonotknowme, January 4, 2008 @ 8:41 pm
I thought Oprah had a ‘minge’ on South Park
East Bluff Barbie, January 4, 2008 @ 9:35 pm
If you watch her show or The Soup on E!, Oprah refers to it as her “va jay jay”. The episode of South Park with ‘minge’ and Gary was hilarious!
mostprepossessing, January 5, 2008 @ 7:10 pm
I am so glad you are black bloggeing. You are hilarious! Hope to see you at the next blogger bash!
Billy Dennis, January 5, 2008 @ 7:29 pm
“black bloggeing”?
East Bluff Barbie, January 5, 2008 @ 9:02 pm
I guess once you go “black bloggeing” you never go back.
Emtronics, January 6, 2008 @ 11:37 am
Oh yeah, the KING of “typos” posts. Gee Billy, you could use an editor.
PeoriaIllinoisan, January 9, 2008 @ 4:54 pm
Want a well informed voters to choose the next President? Don’t allow stupid people to vote. Since that’s not going to happen, you’ll just have to live with the fact that (I’m making a large assumption here, but I don’t think I’m far off) the majority of voters are not educated voters and they outnumber the ones who will do the research.
So think about all the stupid people you’ve met in your life and rest easy knowing they will electing the next President.
reno, January 11, 2008 @ 3:34 pm
PI, damn you and your harsh but undeniable realism.
idonotknowme, February 2, 2008 @ 12:52 am
Two tests should be required for voting.
1) Basic intelligence: must score 90 or above (using 100 as the median and 15 as the standard deviation as is customary with IQ tests)
2) You must be a NET taxpayer. If you get more from the federal government in various payments, credits and direct assistance than you pay in taxes they you don’t get to vote.