What the @$%&*?
I was watching TV this morning and a story caught my attention. In St. Charles, MO the city council is proposing an ordinance to ban swearing, table dancing, drinking contests and profane music in bars. What the fuck? Are bars a family place where we need to worry about young, tender ears being offended? HELL NO! What is a bar without some drunk bitch dancing her heart out on top of a table? Damn, boring is what it is! No drinking contest? What about contests that are alcohol inspired? The “how high can you piss contest” (usually gentlemen only but you never know) may be a thing of the past. What about “how many tequila fueled cartwheels can you do?” (Not many after 2 margaritas and about 4 shots). These timeless institutions may be a thing of the past! No profane music? Now where am I going to hear songs about not wanting no “Short Dick Man”?
Let’s all show our solidarity with the good bar going folks in St. Charles by having a drinking contest, dancing on a table while listening to a profane song and then swearing when our drunk ass inevitably fall off the table!
drinking, stupidity in government | eastbluffbarbie | 
January 9, 2008 5:27 pm
chef Kevin, January 10, 2008 @ 10:23 am
Next they will ban smoking in bars…..
ritz cracker, January 10, 2008 @ 10:31 am
No more 2 Live Crew….. FACE DOWN ASS UP THAT’S THE WAY WE LIKE TO *@#$!!!! LOL!!!! How many times have we made it out to the bars in the last year anyway??? I’d prefer keeping the Tequila cartwheels in the backyard and not having to offend anyone at the bars by swearing to our hearts content. We can have table dances too, we just have to make sure the kids are asleep. MARGARITAS ANYONE??!!!! HELL YEAH, TURN IT UP, RIGHT ON, SING THAT SONG!!! Oh, I almost forgot, I’LL NEVER SMOKE WEED WITH WILLIE AGAIN!!!!!!
jenjw4, January 10, 2008 @ 1:10 pm
I think we should hold an “anti-St. Charles city council” rally at the next blogger bash…
East Bluff Barbie, January 10, 2008 @ 3:16 pm
Ritz,
The rose bush hasn’t been the same since that night either.
I don’t think your backyard can handle another cartwheel contest.
Pammy, January 10, 2008 @ 5:26 pm
My daughter lives in St. Charles, works at the courthouse and frequents a few of those bars. I guess I oughta start takin donations to bail her butt outa jail.
Sue, January 11, 2008 @ 5:00 pm
My sentiments…WTF! Can I say that here?
Todd, January 11, 2008 @ 5:34 pm
Gee, this has offended me. I think Peoria should enact an ordinance that bans foul language and topics involving sex and drinking in blogs.
I’m just kidding but wait for it.. some overly sensitive dofus will ask for it…
East Bluff Barbie, January 11, 2008 @ 5:39 pm
Todd,
Are you trying to shut me down?
Todd, January 11, 2008 @ 6:25 pm
HAHAHA oh hell no! What this blog spews is uncommon sense and anti-PC views and opinions, and I’m all about that!
Keep on’ bloggin’ (trucker clock who wants it?!)
idonotknowme, January 12, 2008 @ 10:23 pm
I have got to start hanging out with EBB at the bar!! What she describes is a lot more action than I ever see.
Cory, January 14, 2008 @ 1:22 pm
idonotknowme,
Old Chicago isn’t exactly the liveliest bar in the world. You have to hit the hole-in-the-wall joints for that. There were people dancing and singing on the bar at the Elbo Room Friday night.
idonotknowme, January 16, 2008 @ 1:14 am
Yeah, but they have Buzztime trivia.
NewsAnchorMom, January 18, 2008 @ 9:38 pm
Hilarious! This is my hometown. It is strange to be reading this from a Peoria blogger. I know many of these people who hang out on main street. It used to be only the old folks who hung out there listening to their mellow music. I guess things have changed!