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Feeling not so Fresh

January23

This is a little tale that was told to me. I had to promise to change the names in order to blog about it. Enjoy!

Donnette is on the phone with her friend. Donnette has been having issues with her hearing as she has been aging but has done nothing about it. While on the phone Donnette’s friend mentions that she bought a 3 pack of douches and she was not happy with the first one she used and is stuck with the rest. Donnette’s friend then asks Donnette if she uses douches. Donnette replies “Sure I do but sometimes I use paper plates.” Donnette’s friend is laughing uncontrollably. When she composes herself she asks Donnette what she thought she said. Donnette thought that her friend asked if she used DISHES. The friend explaining that she was actually asking about DOUCHES. They both had a great laugh as did I when I was told. Now hopefully Donnette will look into a Belltone!

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“Feeling not so Fresh”

  1. On January 23rd, 2008 at 11:55 am Todd Says:

    Plates? Back at my first job, we called those purge pans…

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