Where you at?
Everyone has been wondering what the hell happened to me. I have been sicker than a dog for about 3 weeks. I had that evil flu/plague that has been going around. At first I thought I had a cold. Boy, was I wrong! I lived on liquids for a week and a half and not the fun ones. I rarely run a fever but I was running 102 F for more than five days that tylenol wouldn’t break. In my fever delerium I was getting ready to order some Kinoki foot pads at 4 am in hopes that strapping kotex to my feet would magically cure me. Thank goodness I was too weak to get the phone or there would be a case of them being dropped off any day now. Then I got worse. At one point in time I had something spewing out of damn near every orafice. The only way it could have been worse was if I started giving birth in between projectile vomitting sessions!
Of course, there was nothing on TV the whole time I was sick but I did discover some gems that I wouldn’t have had I not been sick.
MXC is on every weekday morning at 9 am. I just love sinkers and floaters!! Nothing is funnier than watching people bust their ass all for a game. CMT has a delight of a show called My Big Redneck Wedding. After watching damn near every episode, my husband wants to buy a dog so we can get remarried and the dog can be the best man! Brad was born in Georgia so I guess it can be excused!
Hopefully I am fully recovered now and can get back to getting my bitch on!
Sick | eastbluffbarbie | 
March 3, 2008 1:24 pm
mortonmalaise, March 3, 2008 @ 5:56 pm
My Big Redneck Wedding is one of the most frightening things I’ve ever seen. Aside from Jerry Springer, it’s the surest sign of the coming Apocalypse. I sat and watched it for 5 minutes one day, and I thought a.)This is fake, and b.)Please God tell me these people aren’t allowed to vote.
East Bluff Barbie, March 3, 2008 @ 6:07 pm
I would worry more about these people breeding than voting!
Emtronics, March 3, 2008 @ 7:52 pm
Good to see you back. Being left alone in the blogsphere with Billy and the like, I was fearful. On another note, check out Corner Gas on WGN at 11pm most nights. Funny Canadian sitcom. (IMO)
jenjw4, March 4, 2008 @ 4:40 pm
Ohh…. I love a good train wreck, I’ll have to check BRW out.
I’ve seen that Kinoki foot pads commercial, too. WTF? The purchasers of those should also be weeded from the herd!
East Bluff Barbie, March 4, 2008 @ 4:49 pm
When I typed Kinoki foot pads into yahoo most of the links that came up were about them being a scam.
jadedgirl, March 5, 2008 @ 2:28 pm
Glad to have you back, Barbie!
And so glad you are feeling better, hon.
Brooke May, November 12, 2008 @ 10:44 pm
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