Kinder, Gentler Barbie
April 1st, 2008
I was given an aromatherapy gift set and it made me put my entire life into perspective. I’m not going to a be a ragin’ bitch anymore. Instead I will meditate and drink a cup of tea.
I’m going to become a trail advocate. I’ll put on some spandex shorts and strap myself to the rail line. Having somewhere, other than parks and your own neighborhoods, to walk is more important than a viable rail service anyday.
I’m going to start an urban outreach program called Hugs for Thugs. I’ll wander the streets of Peoria hugging wayward youth. Hugs not Drugs!!
I’ll quit pointing out stupidity and hypocrisy because I’m sure these people can’t help it. They know not what they say or do. Instead I will give love and kind words.
I’m sure the world will be a much better place now! Peace to you my brothers and sisters.
APRIL FOOLS!!!
Comment by East Bluff Barbie — April 1, 2008 @ 10:31 am
Ya got me!
hahaha!
Comment by Sue — April 1, 2008 @ 10:59 am
As you wonder the streets spreading your peace and joy, remember to follow the book of the road! That’s how me and my hetero-lifemate rolls!
Comment by Todd — April 1, 2008 @ 11:38 am
Todd, you need to come over and clean my keyboard since you are responsible for me spitting soda on it.
Comment by East Bluff Barbie — April 1, 2008 @ 12:08 pm
Holy wow.
Comment by postsimian — April 1, 2008 @ 12:15 pm
I have this mental image of you just aimlessly walking around a neighborhood hugging any young person you come across…Very funny!
Comment by katearch1978 — April 1, 2008 @ 12:19 pm
I do like Hugs for Thugs, though . . . you may be on to something! All they need is a little love, right?
Comment by Ms. PH — April 1, 2008 @ 4:06 pm
LOL…Things just wouldn’t be the same around here without your chronic wit and smart-assery.
THANK GOD it was April Fools day!
:o)
Comment by jadedgirl — April 2, 2008 @ 7:13 pm
I like it!
Hugz fo’ Thugz
man, I need some of that aroma
Fun post.
Comment by nomer aka cd — April 11, 2008 @ 2:40 am