What I want to be when I grow up
April 4th, 2008
For anyone looking to relocate and a dream job, I may have found something:
I’ll gladly drink beer for $14 an hour. Hell, I’ll drink beer for $5 an hour. I could be onto something. Maybe a new business. They have the people who come into a senior’s home and keep them company and do errand/chores. I could take seniors out bar hoppin’. Oh, I love it when a plan comes together. 
Drinking beer makes me pee … and Depends on those seniors I guess. And you would have new party games like “Bobbin’ For Dentures!”
Yech! I s’pect you would earn your keep!
Comment by Michael — April 4, 2008 @ 1:02 pm
I could always Fix-a-dent one of the seniors to the bar stool so they don’t wander off unsupervised!
Comment by East Bluff Barbie — April 4, 2008 @ 1:50 pm
I think I know someone who has had years of training for this position…Is alcoholism a prerequisite?
Comment by Sue — April 4, 2008 @ 3:52 pm
Mmmmmmmmmmmmm beeeeeeeer…..
Comment by Todd — April 4, 2008 @ 5:06 pm
Darn it! I’ve been trying for years to get Howie to pay me to babysitdrink his ass!
Comment by Grandma's Attic — April 5, 2008 @ 2:20 pm
Morton Malaise would DIE to have this job…too bad he’s in Florida. LOL
Comment by jadedgirl — April 6, 2008 @ 10:39 pm
Question…Is it $14/hr PLUS the cost of the drinks, or do you have to pay for drinks out of that money? Because I don’t think I would break even if that’s the case.
Comment by mortonmalaise — April 8, 2008 @ 11:22 am
When I heard the story it included expenses! So belly up to the bar.
Comment by East Bluff Barbie — April 8, 2008 @ 12:23 pm