What I want to be when I grow up

For anyone looking to relocate and a dream job, I may have found something:

WINSOR, An 88-year-old man is offering $14 an hour for an unusual twice-a-week job — drinking buddy at a Winsor, England, pub.

I’ll gladly drink beer for $14 an hour. Hell, I’ll drink beer for $5 an hour. I could be onto something. Maybe a new business. They have the people who come into a senior’s home and keep them company and do errand/chores. I could take seniors out bar hoppin’. Oh, I love it when a plan comes together. :)

8 Comments

  • Michael, April 4, 2008 @ 1:02 pm

    Drinking beer makes me pee … and Depends on those seniors I guess. And you would have new party games like “Bobbin’ For Dentures!”

    Yech! I s’pect you would earn your keep!

  • East Bluff Barbie, April 4, 2008 @ 1:50 pm

    I could always Fix-a-dent one of the seniors to the bar stool so they don’t wander off unsupervised!

  • Sue, April 4, 2008 @ 3:52 pm

    I think I know someone who has had years of training for this position…Is alcoholism a prerequisite?

  • Todd, April 4, 2008 @ 5:06 pm

    Mmmmmmmmmmmmm beeeeeeeer…..

  • Grandma's Attic, April 5, 2008 @ 2:20 pm

    Darn it! I’ve been trying for years to get Howie to pay me to babysitdrink his ass!

  • jadedgirl, April 6, 2008 @ 10:39 pm

    Morton Malaise would DIE to have this job…too bad he’s in Florida. LOL

  • mortonmalaise, April 8, 2008 @ 11:22 am

    Question…Is it $14/hr PLUS the cost of the drinks, or do you have to pay for drinks out of that money? Because I don’t think I would break even if that’s the case.

  • East Bluff Barbie, April 8, 2008 @ 12:23 pm

    When I heard the story it included expenses! So belly up to the bar. :)

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