The Post Election Future is Scary
With the upcoming election I have realized how scary the future is. There are all these stories about voter registration fraud. Signing up the starting line up of the Dallas Cowboys – mildly entertaining. Then it crossed the line. I heard someone signed up Duran Duran, not the members of the band mind you, but First Name: Duran; Last Name: Duran. WTF? How stupid are these people? You don’t have to be an evil genius to open a phone book or any book for that matter and find more realistic names. At least use band names like Molly Hatchet or Jethro Tull. Shit, and what happened to the classics? Have they exhausted Mike Hunt, Peter Dragon, John P. Ness, Dick Hertz, I.P. Freely and Seymour Butts?
Here is the really scary part. After the election these brain surgeons will be unemployeed. They are going to be bagging our groceries, making our Big Macs, wiping our asses when we head off to the home and generally spreading douchebaggery where ever they go. Oh, I shudder to think of it.
Alvaro Carson, November 12, 2008 @ 5:36 pm
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