Why??????
I just need to rant a bit.
Why the fuck were they filling potholes on War Memorial this morning?
Why the fuck doesn’t Kmart sell crotch socks (men’s tube socks that go above the knee for those who don’t know)?
Why the fuck did the city make this new snow plan?
Why the fuck doesn’t Walmart have beer on tap to make dealing with the asshats easier?
Why the fuck does it always look like a bomb went off in Big Lots?
Why the fuck can’t you buy orange juice, milk, and cereal at Kroger on Wisconsin without them assuming you are on WIC?
Why the fuck does the Kroger on Wisconsin have condoms, pregnancy tests and Axe body spray under lock and key at the pharmacy? Maybe if they unlocked the condoms there would be no need for the pregnancy test!
Why the fuck did I have to listen to my cashier’s weight loss testimonial when there was a line accumulating behind me?
Why the fuck did District 150 have to have a teachers institute tomorrow? Don’t they realize that I’m already going to be spending 2 PMS fueled weeks with my children?
Why the fuck did someone else agree to marry Drew Peterson? Start writing your will and digging your grave now, honey.
Why the fuck do I have strange, vivid dreams every single night? It is no wonder I am worn out all the time.
Why the fuck does Christmas have to be next week? Can’t we delay it a month? I’m sure I’d be more prepared then. 
I think I have it out of my system for the time being. 
Christmas, City of Peoria, pissed off, rants, stupid people | eastbluffbarbie | 
December 18, 2008 7:49 pm
iwillrambleon.blogspot.com/, December 18, 2008 @ 9:16 pm
Good rant! So nice to have EBB back in form!
Sarah, December 18, 2008 @ 10:08 pm
Oh God I agree with the no school tomorrow thing. I personally think school should go year round 7 days a week. No holidays, no summer. Two weeks of four screaming fighting kids, as I too am going through PMS. God help them!
idonotknowme, December 18, 2008 @ 10:18 pm
Why the fuck does WIC even exist?
Why the fuck does District 150 even exist?
Katie, December 19, 2008 @ 7:48 am
They were filling pot holes on War? Why didn’t they just leave it until after the storm. I’m sure the ice would have filled them in nicely!
I agree with this whole delaying of Christmas. I have not even begun shopping and my only day to do so is projected to have wind chills in the negative teens. That is going to suck!
Jennifer, December 19, 2008 @ 10:40 am
Katie,
Let me know if you need a shopping partner in crime! I’m bigger-I can shield you from the wind!
Jennifer
Themis, December 21, 2008 @ 11:05 am
Look, a vivid dream that includes me is NOT a dream. Honey, that’s a nightmare! Bwaaaahhhhaaaahhhaaaaa!
East Bluff Barbie, December 23, 2008 @ 8:29 pm
Why the fuck do they have some poor bastard standing outside of Little Caesar’s holding a sign about the $5 hot and ready pizza? Never once have I slammed on my brakes, threw my car in reverse and hauled ass to get one of these “taste treats”.
RomanII, January 6, 2009 @ 9:54 am
Barbie: I don’t understand the need for the language even though I grew up in the East bluff; not too good example for a teacher Barbie!
East Bluff Barbie, January 8, 2009 @ 4:38 pm
RomanII,
I am not a teacher nor have I ever claimed to be one. Sometimes I just have to let out the frustration. I’m sorry if you are offended in anyway.