The economy around here can’t be all bad

I was reading the classified ads in Sunday’s Peoria Journal . I came across a most intriguing job. Swinger’s World needs a jismopper. Now this is no minimum wage job. $10 an hour! So if downsizing has you down, just know you can always go be a jismopper. It truly is “Better in Peoria”.

4 Comments

  • Billy Dennis, January 16, 2009 @ 10:01 pm

    That job pays more than my current one.

    But what the Hell, It’s not like I haven’t worked in the porn industry before.

  • Marty Wombacher, January 16, 2009 @ 10:42 pm

    Ha ha ha! Maybe I’ll move back to Peoria after all! (You don’t know me, I found you via Peoria Pundit.) I can’t believe Swinger’s World is still open, I’ll have to check it out when I go back there.

  • postsimian, January 22, 2009 @ 11:28 am

    …was that the actual job description?

  • East Bluff Barbie, January 23, 2009 @ 5:55 pm

    Billy, Are you going to have business cards that say: Billy Dennis – Citizen Journalist/Jismopper? ;)

    The job description said janitor but at Swinger’s World a janitor and a jismopper are one in the same!

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