Comments on: Spring and Bullshit are in the Air http://askewednews.blogpeoria.com/2009/04/03/spring-and-bullshit-are-in-the-air/ Sarcasm you can depend on! Tue, 18 Aug 2009 17:20:12 -0600 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.8.4 hourly 1 By: Jennifer http://askewednews.blogpeoria.com/2009/04/03/spring-and-bullshit-are-in-the-air/comment-page-1/#comment-1621 Jennifer Tue, 07 Apr 2009 20:25:52 +0000 http://askewednews.blogpeoria.com/?p=143#comment-1621 I'm glad you didn't say "kiss my fat ass" because that and G-strings don't go well together. (I should know!) I’m glad you didn’t say “kiss my fat ass” because that and G-strings don’t go well together. (I should know!)

]]> By: Brick http://askewednews.blogpeoria.com/2009/04/03/spring-and-bullshit-are-in-the-air/comment-page-1/#comment-1620 Brick Tue, 07 Apr 2009 18:30:07 +0000 http://askewednews.blogpeoria.com/?p=143#comment-1620 Ahhh . . . good to have you back in top form, EBB. I'll have whatever DM is drinking. Sputum . . . nice word. Ahhh . . . good to have you back in top form, EBB.

I’ll have whatever DM is drinking.

Sputum . . . nice word.

]]> By: DM http://askewednews.blogpeoria.com/2009/04/03/spring-and-bullshit-are-in-the-air/comment-page-1/#comment-1618 DM Mon, 06 Apr 2009 04:26:04 +0000 http://askewednews.blogpeoria.com/?p=143#comment-1618 Maybe we could look on the bright side...If we were good we wold save the fliers or even collect them... Ahhhhh yes collect them and insulate our homes or maybe we could line our cars with them, I hear it works. How sound proof would that be? Yes, Manning would cruise the alley, the street, answer calls,(some not relevant), stand with us in our yards, actually call you back, and much more, much more......Soooo who will??? We will... that's who... We the People of the East Bluff will "Build The Block". Yes it will be our block. (And we will like it) Yes we will have a local politician to speak, (If we were really good we would have 2 or 3). Yes we will have nice cocktail parties. (They will not involve "natty light") Yes we will except donations. (Of ALMOST any kind, solicitors not welcome) And, Yes, lives can be lost and sometimes found with g-strings and auto-parts. Maybe we could do something like.....Make our neighborhood more beautiful. Just on this block alone there is enough bull shit fertilizer to fill in my back yard and many more. They might make pretty flower beds. ****DM snickers and tosses head to the wind**** Soooooo Yes I will vote. Maybe we could look on the bright side…If we were good we wold save the fliers or even collect them…
Ahhhhh yes collect them and insulate our homes or maybe we could line our cars with them, I hear it works. How sound proof would that be?
Yes, Manning would cruise the alley, the street,
answer calls,(some not relevant), stand with us in our yards, actually call you back, and much more, much more……Soooo who will???

We will… that’s who…
We the People of the East Bluff will “Build The Block”.
Yes it will be our block.
(And we will like it)
Yes we will have a local politician to speak,
(If we were really good we would have 2 or 3).
Yes we will have nice cocktail parties.
(They will not involve “natty light”)
Yes we will except donations.
(Of ALMOST any kind, solicitors not welcome)
And, Yes, lives can be lost and sometimes found with g-strings and auto-parts.
Maybe we could do something like…..Make our neighborhood more beautiful. Just on this block alone there is enough bull shit fertilizer to fill in my back yard and many more. They might make pretty flower beds.
****DM snickers and tosses head to the wind****
Soooooo Yes I will vote.

]]> By: Lancer http://askewednews.blogpeoria.com/2009/04/03/spring-and-bullshit-are-in-the-air/comment-page-1/#comment-1616 Lancer Sat, 04 Apr 2009 11:55:05 +0000 http://askewednews.blogpeoria.com/?p=143#comment-1616 Riggenbach will end up being another "follow the leader" council member (are you listening Mr. Spain...Mr. Montelongo?). Keep the status quo, right? Oh sure, Peoria is just fine the way it is...*much sarcasm* Riggenbach will end up being another “follow the leader” council member (are you listening Mr. Spain…Mr. Montelongo?). Keep the status quo, right? Oh sure, Peoria is just fine the way it is…*much sarcasm*

]]> By: Emerge http://askewednews.blogpeoria.com/2009/04/03/spring-and-bullshit-are-in-the-air/comment-page-1/#comment-1614 Emerge Sat, 04 Apr 2009 04:37:43 +0000 http://askewednews.blogpeoria.com/?p=143#comment-1614 Hilarious. You are quite the curser! Yeah, you have to be hands on in the East Bluff. Manning would cruise our alley when we called with problems. Can't see Tim doing that. Hilarious. You are quite the curser!

Yeah, you have to be hands on in the East Bluff. Manning would cruise our alley when we called with problems. Can’t see Tim doing that.

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