With the weather so hot and humid Ameren was nice enough to release tips to help us beat the heat. Here are a few:

Open your fridge and stand with the door open. Your food may go rotten but you have all this extra money to replace it, right?

Buy a window unit for every window in your house and run them all on high. While you are at it why not plug a fan into every empty electrical outlet you have and run it too. Ahhhh, can’t you feel the relief!

Take a hot bath. When you get out of the tub you will feel cooler (Illinois American Water - We expect our kickback to be left in the usual place!).

Turn your air conditioneer to 65 degrees F. Every degree you turn it down is a few dollars closer we get to trading in our Jaguars for Bentleys!

Hopefully if you follow Ameren’s tips they will be able to reinstate their caviar and Cristal breaks and leave that lowly 16% profit they had last quarter in the dust.