Back in Black

The Civic Center is in the red again doesn’t expect to make money anytime soon. They said that if you had a few more events they could make money. Since they don’t have any incentive to bring events to the area (All of us fork over money whether they need it or not), I have some suggestions of events to bring people and money to the Civic Center.

The Gangbangers Ball- This is a formal event, only your best do rags, Nikes and jerseys. There will be a fashion show with all the latest gansta styles and a demonstration on gang initiations.

Drug producers trade show- This event will have the latest technology and techniques in drug production and distribution. The concession sales from the booth located next to the pot producers alone would probably be enough to put the Civic Center in the black but those pesky mobile meth lab explosions will probably send them right back to the red again.

Prostitution Convention- Learn all the “tricks” of the trade. Free penicillin to the first 150 conventioneers!

See we can make the Civic Center profitable. It just takes us putting the Peoria slant on this succubus to do it!