Askewed News » crazy people http://askewednews.blogpeoria.com Sarcasm you can depend on! Wed, 13 May 2009 21:28:23 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.8.4 en hourly 1 I want to be Blago http://askewednews.blogpeoria.com/2009/01/26/i-want-to-be-blago/ http://askewednews.blogpeoria.com/2009/01/26/i-want-to-be-blago/#comments Mon, 26 Jan 2009 22:06:25 +0000 eastbluffbarbie http://askewednews.blogpeoria.com/?p=123 I want to be Blago. No, it isn’t the head of hair. I want to be blissfully oblivious to the heap of shit I’m in. I want to say outrageous wacky shit and have people lap it up like fine wine. While the whole world is falling apart around me I want to go for a run in some nut huggin’ pants without a care in the world.
If the asshat doesn’t end up in prison people will be falling all over themselves get his opinion on the news of the day. He’ll end up some super douche cult icon. He’ll be the “Joe the Plumber” of corruption. You just gotta love the society we live in.

]]> http://askewednews.blogpeoria.com/2009/01/26/i-want-to-be-blago/feed/ 2 Observation for the day http://askewednews.blogpeoria.com/2008/04/14/observation-for-the-day/ http://askewednews.blogpeoria.com/2008/04/14/observation-for-the-day/#comments Mon, 14 Apr 2008 23:18:05 +0000 eastbluffbarbie http://askewednews.blogpeoria.com/2008/04/14/observation-for-the-day/ I just have a simple observation to share. I have noticed this alot lately.

If everyone you come in contact with your entire life is crazy, then more than likely, it is you who is indeed crazy.

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