Askewed News » Facebook http://askewednews.blogpeoria.com Sarcasm you can depend on! Wed, 13 May 2009 21:28:23 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.8.4 en hourly 1 Adventures in Facebook land http://askewednews.blogpeoria.com/2009/05/13/adventures-in-facebook-land/ http://askewednews.blogpeoria.com/2009/05/13/adventures-in-facebook-land/#comments Wed, 13 May 2009 21:28:23 +0000 eastbluffbarbie http://askewednews.blogpeoria.com/?p=149 We finally buckled and got facebook pages. The peer pressure was just too much. I must say I am surprised at the people who want to be my friend. I looked up people I considered friends and gave them a friendship request but I’m getting requests from people that I went to school with and didn’t even exchange 5 words with! So do you cave into the pressure and accept their request or do you ignore it? I think we should be able to have personalized options such as:

No, I’d rather pierce my clit with a knitting needle.

No, because your asshat removal surgery obviously was unsuccessful.

You wouldn’t piss on me if I was on fire in school and now you want to be my “friend”?!

No, but I hope that STD you spread through out the school cleared up nicely.

Yes, because even though I can’t stand you, I don’t have the self esteem to turn you down. I guess I’d rather have 342 “friends” I hate with a passion than only 27 that I love dearly.

It is so interesting to see the high school politics playing out on the internet. Everyone wants shit loads of popular friends. No one has the balls to deny the “cool” people. Well I’m going to stick with the people I consider friends or want to be friends with and try not to get sucked into all the bullshit.

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