My youngest son was opening a toy remote control helicopter he got from my parents. He takes out the intructions and sees the obligatory “warning” on the pamphlet. He says, “Warnings! I don’t need no warnings!” and chucks the intructions to the side. Now whose son is that?
Merry Christmas Everyone!
My son yells to me,
“Mom, the basement smells like pee……. and not the good kind.”
I didn’t realize that there was a “good kind” of pee.
This gem was heard in the East Bluff today:
“Quit licking your cooter when you’re trying to be a bad ass!” Tonya O. yells at her dog.
I enjoy obscure things. Last night I was watching the Oblongs and this quote just made me chuckle:
“I’m not a psycho, I’m just…….. off.” Milo Oblong