Category: Random Quotes

Random Christmas Quote

My youngest son was opening a toy remote control helicopter he got from my parents. He takes out the intructions and sees the obligatory “warning” on the pamphlet. He says, “Warnings! I don’t need no warnings!” and chucks the intructions to the side. Now whose son is that? ;)

Merry Christmas Everyone! :)

The WTF quote of the day

My son yells to me,
“Mom, the basement smells like pee……. and not the good kind.”

I didn’t realize that there was a “good kind” of pee.

Yet another random quote

This gem was heard in the East Bluff today:
“Quit licking your cooter when you’re trying to be a bad ass!” Tonya O. yells at her dog.

Random Quote for the day

I enjoy obscure things. Last night I was watching the Oblongs and this quote just made me chuckle:
“I’m not a psycho, I’m just…….. off.” Milo Oblong