Askewed News » Random Quotes http://askewednews.blogpeoria.com Sarcasm you can depend on! Wed, 13 May 2009 21:28:23 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.8.4 en hourly 1 Random Christmas Quote http://askewednews.blogpeoria.com/2008/12/26/random-christmas-quote/ http://askewednews.blogpeoria.com/2008/12/26/random-christmas-quote/#comments Fri, 26 Dec 2008 05:13:51 +0000 eastbluffbarbie http://askewednews.blogpeoria.com/?p=117 My youngest son was opening a toy remote control helicopter he got from my parents. He takes out the intructions and sees the obligatory “warning” on the pamphlet. He says, “Warnings! I don’t need no warnings!” and chucks the intructions to the side. Now whose son is that? ;)

Merry Christmas Everyone! :)

]]> http://askewednews.blogpeoria.com/2008/12/26/random-christmas-quote/feed/ 1 The WTF quote of the day http://askewednews.blogpeoria.com/2008/12/08/the-wtf-quote-of-the-day/ http://askewednews.blogpeoria.com/2008/12/08/the-wtf-quote-of-the-day/#comments Tue, 09 Dec 2008 02:38:00 +0000 eastbluffbarbie http://askewednews.blogpeoria.com/?p=112 My son yells to me,
“Mom, the basement smells like pee……. and not the good kind.”

I didn’t realize that there was a “good kind” of pee.

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“Quit licking your cooter when you’re trying to be a bad ass!” Tonya O. yells at her dog.

]]> http://askewednews.blogpeoria.com/2008/10/19/yet-another-random-quote/feed/ 0 Random Quote for the day http://askewednews.blogpeoria.com/2008/10/18/random-quote-for-the-day/ http://askewednews.blogpeoria.com/2008/10/18/random-quote-for-the-day/#comments Sat, 18 Oct 2008 21:03:49 +0000 eastbluffbarbie http://askewednews.blogpeoria.com/?p=102 I enjoy obscure things. Last night I was watching the Oblongs and this quote just made me chuckle:
“I’m not a psycho, I’m just…….. off.” Milo Oblong

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