Askewed News » Spam http://askewednews.blogpeoria.com Sarcasm you can depend on! Wed, 13 May 2009 21:28:23 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.8.4 en hourly 1 Curiosity http://askewednews.blogpeoria.com/2007/11/27/curiosity/ http://askewednews.blogpeoria.com/2007/11/27/curiosity/#comments Wed, 28 Nov 2007 01:21:10 +0000 http://askewednews.blogpeoria.com/2007/11/27/curiosity/ I was going through my comments in moderation today and there was a giant (almost a full page) comment that was all porn sites. As I am scrolling down to get to the spam button I notice something that intrigued me. There was a porn site of hairy housewives. Already deleted it but I am curious. Are these housewives that don’t shave? Are these housewives with beards, moustaches and back hair? I never knew hairy women were a such a fetish to be listed in my giant porn comment!

]]> http://askewednews.blogpeoria.com/2007/11/27/curiosity/feed/ 7 Spam anyone? http://askewednews.blogpeoria.com/2007/10/18/spam-anyone/ http://askewednews.blogpeoria.com/2007/10/18/spam-anyone/#comments Thu, 18 Oct 2007 13:43:08 +0000 http://askewednews.blogpeoria.com/2007/10/18/spam-anyone/ This morning I accessed my blog and found to have a comment in moderation. Sometimes my blog will just throw a comment in there that doesn’t need to be so I wanted to check it out. I had a huge comment of spam. The things they grouped together were kind of entertaining and almost sounded like a to do list. Here is how the spammer feels I should spend my day (listed in the order they appeared in the comment minus a few repeats):

1. Go get my payday loan. I have stuff to buy so that is important.

2. Purchase my discount airline tickets. That must be why I need my payday loan. I need a vacation!

3. You can’t go on a vacation without your cialis. Since I am not a man maybe I am just supposed to distribute it to whoever I think might need a “leg up” on that situation.

4. Purchase my phentermine pills. After my vacation and having to pay the interest on my payday loan I’ll need to save money and since these little pills will give me energy and decrease my appetite they sound like a winner. My grocery bill will never be lower and my waist will never be slimmer.

The parting words of my lovely spammer were “So interesting there was that I fell asleep…”. I don’t know if I should be flattered that it was interesting or pissed that it put them to sleep. Oh well, off to get my payday loan! :)

Update! I just got another comment from the exact same spammer. I need to add to my list getting my viagra and my xanax. I wouldn’t think I would need the viagra considering I just got the cialis. I’m sure the xanax is for the anxiety I’m going to feel when I see how much my payday loan really is going to cost me and for when my heart is beating so fast it feels like it could explode from all the phentermine pills! The spammer did call me a “Genius” this time so he can’t be all bad! ;)

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