http://askewednews.blogpeoria.com Sarcasm you can depend on! Wed, 13 May 2009 21:28:23 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.8.4 en hourly 1 http://askewednews.blogpeoria.com/2008/01/09/what-the-2/ http://askewednews.blogpeoria.com/2008/01/09/what-the-2/#comments Wed, 09 Jan 2008 22:27:32 +0000 eastbluffbarbie http://askewednews.blogpeoria.com/2008/01/09/what-the-2/ I was watching TV this morning and a story caught my attention. In St. Charles, MO the city council is proposing an ordinance to ban swearing, table dancing, drinking contests and profane music in bars. What the fuck? Are bars a family place where we need to worry about young, tender ears being offended? HELL NO! What is a bar without some drunk bitch dancing her heart out on top of a table? Damn, boring is what it is! No drinking contest? What about contests that are alcohol inspired? The “how high can you piss contest” (usually gentlemen only but you never know) may be a thing of the past. What about “how many tequila fueled cartwheels can you do?” (Not many after 2 margaritas and about 4 shots). These timeless institutions may be a thing of the past! No profane music? Now where am I going to hear songs about not wanting no “Short Dick Man”?
Let’s all show our solidarity with the good bar going folks in St. Charles by having a drinking contest, dancing on a table while listening to a profane song and then swearing when our drunk ass inevitably fall off the table!

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