http://askewednews.blogpeoria.com Sarcasm you can depend on! Sat, 28 Jun 2008 09:22:02 +0000 http://backend.userland.com/rss092 en As much as we appreciate the meals (feeding us shit sandwiches and telling us it is steak) you provides us with on a regular basis, we are getting damn sick of them. Some of us are intelligent enough to know the difference. I understand you have a tough job. ... http://askewednews.blogpeoria.com/2008/05/07/a-letter-to-the-administration-of-district-150/ Today is my middle son's birthday. He is 10 years old. Since I shared the story of my first son being born, I'll share his birth too. I, once again, was past my due date. Having already had a child 15 months prior I knew what to expect. ... http://askewednews.blogpeoria.com/2008/04/16/happy-birthday-elwood/ Tomorrow is my middle son's birthday. We have a tradition that I cook whatever the birthday boy wants for dinner. Usually it is pizza, meatball subs, and fun things like that. My son, who is picky, has become a fan of the show Bizarre Foods on the ... http://askewednews.blogpeoria.com/2008/04/15/thanks-andrew-zimmern/ I just have a simple observation to share. I have noticed this alot lately. If everyone you come in contact with your entire life is crazy, then more than likely, it is you who is indeed crazy. http://askewednews.blogpeoria.com/2008/04/14/observation-for-the-day/ I have been disturbed by the story about the douchebag boyfriend kicking a three year old in the groin and slapping him in the face. I have three boys and I understand being frustrated. I know there have been several times when I just could not for the ... http://askewednews.blogpeoria.com/2008/04/10/a-nominee-for-douchebag-of-the-year/ For anyone looking to relocate and a dream job, I may have found something: WINSOR, An 88-year-old man is offering $14 an hour for an unusual twice-a-week job -- drinking buddy at a Winsor, England, pub. I'll gladly drink beer for $14 an hour. Hell, I'll drink beer for $5 ... http://askewednews.blogpeoria.com/2008/04/04/what-i-want-to-be-when-i-grow-up/ I was given an aromatherapy gift set and it made me put my entire life into perspective. I'm not going to a be a ragin' bitch anymore. Instead I will meditate and drink a cup of tea. I'm going to become a trail advocate. I'll put ... http://askewednews.blogpeoria.com/2008/04/01/kinder-gentler-barbie/ Last Monday I was driving down Glen between Sheridan and Knoxville. I noticed a number of house did not have trash cans. They had bags of trash sitting on the curb. Didn't I just get a blanket warning about this, even though it did not apply to ... http://askewednews.blogpeoria.com/2008/03/24/code-enforcement-double-standard/ Tonight we were eating pizza for dinner and I noticed that Wayne's World was on. It was almost over but I thought the kids might enjoy it. I change the channel and the boys start complaining. I tell them that this is a movie from when I ... http://askewednews.blogpeoria.com/2008/03/22/do-i-look-that-old/ Last year the city declared that Code Enforcement was going to be cracking down on the East Bluff. East Bluff residents were informed that we would only receive one warning and after that we would be ticketed without mercy and the tickets would increase in severity. Those of ... http://askewednews.blogpeoria.com/2008/03/19/code-enforcement-need-i-say-more/